5 Things To Never Put In Your Vagina

Girls, mostly young girls, have been reported putting things in their vaginas that are not approved by professionals and are dangerous for them. Here is a list of 5 things you should never put in your vagina.

  1. No Shampoo Bottles!

Bottles and cans continue to be females’ favorite items for sexual experimentation. One reason why women prefer them is that they resemble erect penises.

They also come in all shapes and sizes, and could be arousing. An article titled “18 Things You Should Never Put In Your Vagina,’ advises against putting any type of container in your vagina.

The article appearing in the Self website mentions that some insertions have ended up in operating room due to much trauma they cause.

We know it is tempting when you’re giving a go at it during bath but do consider the unnecessary itching and soreness it can create after you’re done shagging. Your shampoo contains a chemical called sodium lauryl sulfate which is used in most cleaning products and cosmetics that may be harmful. There is a chance that there is some shampoo residue left on the bottle’s surface.

You must have heard about not using soap around your vagina, especially, on your vulva. Yes, the sensitivity of the skin is one of the reasons but the main reason is your vagina’s PH level. The PH level of a normal vagina ranges from 3.8 to 4.5, whereas a normal shampoo has a PH of 5 to 7. Disturbing the PH of your vagina can cause itching, soreness, and foul smell. So while you’re about to grab it, think it through, girl! 

  1. A big NO!

 If you’re finding this weird, then you’re probably among the 62% women who don’t have a kinky knife play fantasy, yet. Yes, you heard it right! According to research, about 38% of women have a knife-play fantasy! Weird, right? But, inserting a knife in your vagina should be a big No! Obviously, we mean inserting the handle but there is a very high chance of you getting seriously hurt, not only on your super-sensitive parts but also on your hand! Why so, you ask? Well, let’s just say there is a tendency to lose yourself in your wish to just cum. We know it’s not too much to ask for but it’s better to just get a dildo, no? Also, a dildo will be worth it. We promise 😉

Also, just imagine the humiliation of telling your doctor that you hurt yourself while jerking off! Totally not worth it!

  1. Fruits and Veggies

We know it is hard to resist those perfect shaped fruits and veggies that can satisfy you (Cucumber, Carrot, Gourd, Bananas, we can go on and on). They are one of the most common objects seen in masturbation porn and we understand your desire to try it at least once.

Though, you might enjoy using them, but, even if you wash them, there is a high probability of the entry of remaining bacteria or microbes that are ready to invade your precious fortress.

An article on the New York Times publication, mentions of a Ob-Gyn expert who has treated vaginal complications arising from fruits used to douche and repair fragile vaginas.

The article mentions authors who advocate the vaginal use of lemon juice, yogurt, and garlic to infuse new strand of bacteria. Some mention that sea sponges could increase oxygen levels down there.

But the reality is that the vagina is self-cleaning and doesn’t need artificial or suspicious natural intervention to help perform this duty

On a serious note, it can cause bacterial vaginosis, which occurs due to change in the normal bacteria level of the vagina, or yeast infections, which can be really frustrating for you and cause great discomfort as it can cause inflammation, itchiness, and a sticky, white discharge.

Trust us, you do not want this! Fruits and Veggies are meant to be food for you, not your vagina! 

  1. Comb/ Hair Brush

It’s pretty cool to think of creative ways to please yourself but using a Comb should be a NEVER! For all the wild fantasies, if you think it will feel good, let us break it to you, it won’t! A comb has sharp edges which can seriously injure your vagina due to constant rubbing. It is also likely to leave cuts on your vulva. The same goes for your hairbrush. You might be thinking that the little bristles must be pleasurable but using it can affect the walls of your vagina. And, did we mention it’s super-unhygienic?! Just imagine all the bacteria! Sorry ladies, it’s just not worth it. Remember your goal is to enjoy your “me-time” and not hurting yourself.

If you want to use the hairbrush handle, and can somehow manage to put a condom on it, voila, you are a superwoman! You can have all the pleasure you want! 

  1. A Razor?!! Really??

Just another day when you’re shaving (or at least trying to shave) your cooch, and it suddenly strikes your phenomenal brain… “What if?” 

We would ask you to STOP right there! First of all, you have an extremely sharp blade in your hand which can not only injure your vagina, your vulva, and your inner thighs and whatnot but also your precious fingers.

An article on the Fox News publication warn about inserting anything sharp in your vagina. Naturally, the blood supply to the genitals is high due to rich concentration of nerve endings.

Any slight cut would result in a ridiculous amount of bleeding. Even though it could eventually heal, a deliberate incision would take much time and effort due to its recessed location. Just don’t, unless you want a bloody mess for the second time in a month. 

Secondly, if you have already applied soap on the area, then just don’t proceed! The entry of soap into the vagina means roughness, itching, foul smell, and much more.

Anything that affects the normal PH of your vagina should be sincerely avoided to ensure your private hygiene. You don’t want your boyfriend to go down on you and smell fish, right? And if you don’t have one, just get a dildo, already. 😉

To conclude, we discussed five things women should never put in their vaginas. We hope reading the article can help you understand why you should never consider putting the five things mentioned above in your vagina.

 

Household Items To Never Put In Your Vagina

The vagina is a delicate and sensitive part of the female body, and it is important to take proper care of it. However, there are some household items that should never be inserted into the vagina. These items may seem harmless and easily accessible, but they can cause serious damage and even lead to infections. In this paper, we will discuss some common household items that should never be put in the vagina and the potential risks associated with doing so.

1. Q-tips and Cotton Swabs

Q-tips and cotton swabs are commonly used for cleaning ears and applying makeup, but they should never be inserted into the vagina. These items are not designed for internal use and can cause irritation, scratches, and even punctures in the delicate tissues of the vagina. Moreover, using these items can also push bacteria and other harmful substances further into the vaginal canal, increasing the risk of infection.

2. Household Cleaning Products

Household cleaning products such as bleach, ammonia, and vinegar should never be used for vaginal cleaning. These products are highly acidic and can cause severe burns and irritation when they come in contact with the sensitive vaginal tissues. In addition, they can also disrupt the natural pH balance of the vagina, leading to bacterial or yeast infections.

3. Hair Removal Creams

Hair removal creams are often used for removing unwanted hair on the body, but they should never be applied to the pubic area or inserted into the vagina. These creams contain harsh chemicals that can cause irritation, burning, and even chemical burns on the delicate vaginal tissues. They can also disrupt the natural flora of the vagina, leading to infections.

4. Fruits and Vegetables

Some people may think that inserting fruits and vegetables into the vagina can be a fun and natural way to enhance sexual pleasure. However, this practice can be dangerous and should be avoided. Fruits and vegetables can harbor harmful bacteria and pesticides, which can cause infections and irritation in the vagina. Moreover, they can also break off inside the vagina, leading to a potential risk of a foreign object being stuck and causing harm.

5. Hairbrushes and Other Objects

Hairbrushes, makeup brushes, and other objects may seem like harmless items to insert into the vagina, but they can cause serious damage. These items can harbor bacteria and other germs, which can cause infections when introduced into the vagina. They can also cause cuts, tears, and irritation to the delicate tissues of the vagina, leading to pain and discomfort.

6. Essential Oils

Essential oils are commonly used for aromatherapy and other holistic purposes, but they should never be inserted into the vagina. These oils are highly concentrated and can cause irritation, burning, and allergic reactions when applied to the sensitive vaginal tissues. They can also alter the pH balance of the vagina, leading to infections and other complications.

7. Hand Sanitizer

Hand sanitizer is a convenient and effective way to clean hands, but it should never be used for cleaning the vagina. Hand sanitizers contain high levels of alcohol, which can cause severe burning and irritation when applied to the vagina. In addition, they can also disrupt the natural flora of the vagina, leading to an increased risk of infections.

In conclusion, it is important to remember that the vagina is a sensitive and delicate part of the body that requires proper care and attention. Using household items for vaginal cleaning or pleasure may seem harmless, but it can have serious consequences. It is always best to stick to products specifically designed for vaginal use and to consult a healthcare professional if you have any concerns. Remember, if an item is not meant to be inserted into the vagina, it should never be used as such. Your health and well-being should always be a top priority.

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